Foot in Mouth

A friend just sent this transcript of an interview to me on the foot and mouth "crisis"....

BBC radio interviewer: "It must have come as a real shock to wake up to the news this morning?"

Local Tory MP: "Not really. I heard about it on Sky news last night."

Long pause...

Aforementioned friend works for Sky news, so the veracity of the transcript has yet to be established...